Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
