...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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