They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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