i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Randomize