oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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