I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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