how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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