hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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