ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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