oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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