I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
accomplished twins. life is a go
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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