i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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