haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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