Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
where are my pants?
in the oven.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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