Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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