you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Drake has all the answers
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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