...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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