Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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