Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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