question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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