Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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