its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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