i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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