I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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