You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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