You surviving the open bar?
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The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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