There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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