a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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