it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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