Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Will exercising make me less horny?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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