He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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