so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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