my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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