U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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