He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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