Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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