I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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