tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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