I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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