STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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