Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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