i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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