North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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