I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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