You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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