u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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