I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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