I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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