Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
the raccoons are back...
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