dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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