do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
