And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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