singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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