**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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