you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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