So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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