I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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