I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.