Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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